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šŸ©ŗ Which 7 things are cheaper?

PLUS: Trump's trial, gender identities studied, and frontline tales

Good morning Postcallers. Enjoy the warmth of your bed this morning, as exactly 112 years ago (on Apr. 14, 1912), the R.M.S. Titanic struck an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland and sank, taking the lives of over 1,500 people.

Calls for some extracorporeal blood warming.

Hereā€™s the chill weekend roundup hot off our laptops! (6 minute read)

  1. Frontline Tales

  2. Gender-affirming doesnā€™t stand up to scrutiny in the UK

  3. Is it legal or a good idea to use student loan money for a downpayment?

  4. Ozempic doesnā€™t lead to suicidal ideation

  5. Revolution in blood testing

  6. Despite the inflation, which 7 things are cheaper?

  7. The Postcall Games: Crosswords and Image Challenges

Frontline Tales ā›ŗļø 

I was observing a neurosurgery for a teenager. After the procedure was done and the patient recovering from anesthesia, the anesthesiologist saw acne on the patient's face and starting popping the pimples as she just watched Dr. Pimple Popper the day before. She finally stopped when the patient was going to be wheeled into PACU. 

I guess the patient got a free acne extraction with the surgery.

Anonymous

Had a guy that was mid-50s, but older than stated age a few months back come in for a cough and abd pain. It's cold out and he looks like he's had a rough life, so nurses are just assuming he's trying to get out of the cold. Turns out he's got widely metastatic disease; primary probably lung. Go tell the poor bloke that what he thought was just "walking pneumonia" was actually a death sentence. I forget what his admitting dx was, but i let him know he'd be spending the next couple days in hospital; i explain his dx, prognosis, and next steps to best of my knowledge, and then asked him if he wanted anything else.

Guy tells me he hasn't had a decent meal in a few days and would like one of our shitty turkey sandwiches. I tell him i can DoorDash him some food, if he'd like. He didn't ask for anything special, just a burger, fries, and a coke (it was also midnight, so options were limited). Anyway, got him is food and buggered off so he could have some peace.

Guy calls me over right before he goes upstairs. Figured he had a question or something. Nope, just wanted to say thanks.

Anonymous - ED Attending

I work in healthcare now but back in my earlier 20s I worked at a fast food joint where I deep fried my upper legs by accident. It was a bad burn.

Coworker called the paramedics while my boss stood there shouting at me to get back to work, and I honestly thought I was overreacting (ya know, despite being in indescribable pain and possibly experiencing early stages of shock.)

Paramedics show up, and they're these two badass women not much older than I was. They completely took control of the situation, basically told my boss to get fucked, and loaded me up with morphine to transport. They stayed with me at the hospital until a member of my family arrived, just reassuring me that I wasn't wasting their time and that everything was going to be okay.

They are my heroes and I think about them often. The level of care I received that day was astounding to me and I'm forever grateful for their support.

Anonymous

These stories are sourced from Postcall readers as well as across the internet. Next week weā€™ll be back with ā€œGuess What I Saw Today.ā€ Have a riveting tale of your own? Send us your best story from the OR, ED, or clinic (anonymized, obviously).

Speed Reads šŸš¤ 

1: ā™€ļø ā™‚ļø The NHS in England has started restricted gender-affirming treatments for minors, following a review by Dr. Hilary Cass which cites that evidence for treatments has been ā€œbuilt on shaky foundations.ā€. This policy aligns with northern European countries like Finland and Sweden, which have also imposed stricter regulations due to rising demand and complex mental health considerations. Many advocacy groups have criticized the changes as harmful to transgender rights.

2:šŸ¤°šŸ»Canadian researchers have developed a natural supplement that helps prevent postpartum blues and reduce symptoms of postpartum depression. The blueberry extract in the supplement replenishes essential neuro-chemicals in the brain to support a healthy mood. 66% of patients who received 4 doses experienced either no symptoms or minor symptoms of postpartum blues. The product hasnā€™t been approved in Canada yet but is said to hit the shelves in the US next week.

3: šŸš€ Iran launched a large-scale missile attack on Israel last night, in retaliation for an Israeli strike on Iran's consulate in Damascus. Most missiles were intercepted by Israel's aerial defenses and no injuries were reported, as President Biden reiterated America's steadfast commitment to Israel's security.

4: šŸ‘‚ļø How do you get rid of a timeshare that was gifted to you? Is it legal or a good idea to use student loan money for a downpayment? Should you pay off your mortgage early? What about non compete contracts? This weekā€™s White Coat Investor pod is filled with goodies.

5: šŸ’‰ European regulators and the U.S. FDA haven't found any link between diabetes and weight-loss drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy, and increased suicidal thoughts. Some user had reported self-harm, but so far the evidence suggests they might even pose less risk than older medications.

6: šŸ“‰ Speaking of Ozempicā€¦ a Chinese drugmaker has created a similar version, and is now seeking approval to sell it under the name Jiyoutai in China. This development poses a potential challenge to Novo Nordisk, especially since Ozempic's sales in China have been soaring and has grown to be a significant part of the drug's global market.

7: šŸ¤« Donald Trump will make history as the first former president to stand trial on criminal charges when his hush money case opens Monday with jury selection. Importantly, itā€™s the only one of four criminal cases against Trump that could reach a verdict before voters decide in November whether to send him back to the White House.

Insight of the Day šŸ’” 

Weā€™re all wondering - when are we going to get a break on these prices? Our friends at Chartr have done the math, and it turns out nowā€™s probably a great time for some things, but the cost of driving to get ā€˜em will probably eat the savings.

Weā€™re still in for some cheap flights though. Source: Chartr

2024ā€™s Bloody Revolution šŸ©ø 

We all love our basic metabolic panels, but changes are happening that are growing the market. Today, weā€™ve got the update on two major trends that are revamping the blood testing scene, and you donā€™t need to complete your hematology residency to get a look at whatā€™s happening.

  1. DIY tests are coming

Thanks to the pandemic, at-home test kits are booming. In the UK, some pharmacies are offering on-site cholesterol testing via the PocDoc app, prescribing as needed. And some health practitioners are monitoring a patientā€™s real-time blood pressure with pharmacy or Amazon-bought gadgets. 

Though kits are especially useful when it comes to long waitlists and those with limited healthcare access, doctors caution against DIY-ing your health without expert approval. Last year, UKā€™s Royal College of GPs warned against unaccredited blood tests claiming to detect genetic abnormalities and predict remaining "healthy years."

  1. AI/Software

While current tests measure only a few proteins at a time, companies like Nautilus and SomaLogic aim to decode the entire proteome for faster, more precise diagnoses.

AI and blood testingā€™s 2024 achievements include:

  • An AI model trained to predict septic shock likelihood based on molecular signatures.

  • UCLHā€™s new lung cancer diagnostic method: achieving 96% accuracy in detecting various cancers and pinpointing tissue of origin through blood sample analysis.

Accuracy isnā€™t guaranteed, as users can mishandle DIY kits, and AIā€™s ā€œblack box natureā€ complicates understanding their decisions. And we all remember the last time a tech person tried to run blood tests without the proper scientific background (Theranos lost $600M of investorsā€™ funds). But in the next few years, if science is done properly, we could be in for some bloody brilliant discoveries.

Laugh of the Day

Thatā€™s DIY.

šŸ•¹ļø Game ā›³ļø

Welcome to this weekā€™s crossword!

First question: What happens when a patient presents you with acute confusion and known decompensated liver disease?

Enjoyed our puzzle? Send it along and flex on em.

Image Challenge šŸ“ø 

What process is illustrated in the radiograph?

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